ph0ne-guy -> phonexguy

friendly reminder that phone guy not getting enough sleep means he was probably really prone to illness just imagine him having to take the night shift with a stuffy nose and constant sneezing especially when the animatronics can probably hear °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

friendly reminder that phone guy was possibly the most sleep-deprived of the night guards (i’m going based on guronenko’s design but still–) and likely hallucinated more than all of them °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

don’t talk to me about phone guy i’m in too deep

tppkaz:

the headcanons u can randomly pull out ur ass that are like “im pretty sure this character can dance really well to nicki minaj’s anaconda” are my fave like there is no way to confirm or deny it. what do you mean that character CANT do this. you cant deny it. no proof backing you up. i win

221btimelordette:

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead? 

sorry pls block the tag “#phone guy reminders” uh……..

i lost a follower right when i was about to post an apology omg

friendly that phone guy was the only company that you had aside from the animatronics, and that he was likely the only employee to try and keep you motivated throughout the night (possibly of his own volition, too. like. he didn’t have to be like “you got this buddy i’ll talk to you tomorrow!”) °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

friendly reminder that phone guy was going to try to hold out, but he eventually realized that it was pointless and accepted his death (“maybe it won’t be so bad”) °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°